I love The Onion.In case you don't know - The Onion is a satirical "news" web site. They
make everything up. The thing is, often it's the stuff that reminds you of
real-life that ends up being the funniest. For example:
Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"Efforts to pass legislation restricting Internet 'spam'- unsolicited
mass e-mails usually for advertising purposes - are meeting with strong
resistance from the nation's powerful penis-enlargement lobby."
By-the-way, I HIGHLY recommend the anti-spam software "Spam Asassin". I've
been using it for a while now, and it's worked beautifully.