More moaning about The Hulk:I just watched "Spiderman" again tonight. Why, oh, WHY did they have
to screw up "The Hulk" so badly?
Spiderman was extremely well told. Heck, even "Daredevil" - an unknown
character to most people (including me) and a dark, cerebral and angstful
series (a lot less pop-culture icon than Spiderman) - was told well.
The presentation of the story makes all the difference in the world. There
were several instances in Spiderman where I could see the CG used to
create shots of the web-swinging superhero that didn't look "real". But it
didn't matter one bit. I was downright awed at how well they CGed the
Hulk. (The HULK CG character is in the same class as Gollum in LoTR as far
as a sense of being "real" and "acting" goes. And still crack up when I
think about Gollum's MTV award acceptance "speech".) But, in my opinion,
the presentation of HULK's story just, well, flopped. I'd watch it
again, just to see the CG character, but I'd fast-forward through
everything else.
*sigh*
Ah well. I can only hope that the studio will decide to do HULK again, but this
time pick up a little bit more of the charm of the old 1970's television
series flare. After all, it's THAT generation that is going to see
the movie. I didn't see *any* kids in the theater, nor did I see
anybody older than Generation X. Some reviews
give the movie positive marks for it's artsy comic-book style, but
most Gen-Xers have never picked up a Hulk comic book. We knew our
superheros - Spiderman, Batman, the Justice league, The Hulk, The
Fantastic Four, Superman, Wonderwoman, etc. etc. as Saturday morning
television shows, not paneled comic books.
And frankly, kids
are ENTIRELY preoccupied with their own superhero, Harry Potter this
past weekend. That they're sitting down *reading* instead of watching a
movie is way cool, but a concept probably beyond the tiny little brains of
Hollywood producers.
This review
echoes more of my feelings about the movie. I hope they do another one,
but replace the actor with someone a bit less wooden. With the nearly two
hour exposition out of the way, they could tell a another Hulk story a
damn sight better. I can think of other icons that failed the characters
miserably in their first movie run but returned to their roots in a second
movie: Star Trek I and II and Batman I and II just for starters. Maybe
round two will live up to its potential.