So I went to see another comic-book adapted movie: "The League of
Extraordinary Gentlemen".
For a quick summary of the comics, see this site.
As for the movie? It was ... okay. Visually it was nifty, but of course
20th Century Fox took a lot of liberties with the comic book itself, and
the whole thing suffers for it. Of course, there's a reliance on
explosions and fight scenes in place of actual story telling. Sawyer
instantly knows how to drive Nemo's car with the precision of an Indy 500
contestant for the sake of an explosive scene that was never in the
comics. Once AGAIN, the intelligently done comics are dumbed down and
jazzed up for a movie audience and it makes for a ho-hum experience,
despite all the potential. I was a bit annoyed with the Mr. Hyde = The
Incredible Hulk turn, but apparently the LOEG comic series actually did
that.
I do have to admit though that I came away with a "I want one of those"
after seeing their version of The Nautilus. Ooooh mama.
Of course I decided to poke around and find out what other reviews
thought. That didn't last long though. After reading the first few I
came across I had to quit in disgust. That experience was more annoying
that the Hollywood spins on the movie itself. Why? Well, for one thing,
it was painfully obvious that several of the reviews I stumbled across
first were written by people who'd never picked up even one book that any
of these characters came from. They made comments such as "cars and tanks
in 1898? That just wasn't believable!" Uh, and vampires, invisible men,
and transmogrifying potions ARE? *sigh* Every one of the fantastical
way-ahead-of-its-time technological bits were perfectly in keeping with
the stories of Captain Nemo and even Professor Moriarty and each was
presented as fantastical to the other characters. (Although they also
rather quickly accepted and got used to them.) But since these reviews
had never picked up a book they wouldn't know that. I wonder what any of
these Beevus and Butthead type reviewers would make of "20,000 Leagues
Under the Sea"?
Then there were the kind of reviewers who expected that the word
"extraordinary" in the title mean that the characters and villains had to be
"really bad ass" or "extraordinarily bad ass". There was no sense of the
Victorian sensibilities of the title. As in extraordinary=unusual. After
reading review after review, despite the fact that I wasn't overly
thrilled with the movie to begin with, I was beginning to understand WHY
Hollywood dumbs down intelligent tales when it puts then on the screen.
So far this
review was the only one that showed some intelligence.
*sigh2* I think I'll stick to books. I just finished one and now I'm
itching for another Sherlock Holmes mystery - a rousing tale with some
*intelligence*.